Wacky One liners !

Here are a few wacky one liners indigenously produced by me. Many of them are funny , quite a few of them make real sense. My apologies for mixing up the funny ones with the serious ones !


1. NCR is no more the National Capital Region, Its been changed to 'National Crime Region', after all it claims to be the crime capital of India.

2. If elected will Obama change the name of "The White House" to "The Black House" ?

3. Climate change is not a "food-for-thought" but a "Battle-for-survival".

4. 'Austerity' is the need of the hour said the Prime Minister in a speech that lasted for nearly '2 hours' !

5. Ratan Tata says getting Jaguar and Land-Rover brand was much easier than getting 2 acres of land in Singur, Vijay Mallya though differs - He says buying teams(Force India and Bangalore Royal challengers) is much easier than making them win.

6. After winning the IPL, Shane Warne flies off to Las Vegas to play Poker bcoz he knows a 44 day hard earned money can be made to disappear in 4 hours.

7. Senator Hillary Clinton says she will continue to fight for Health insurance scheme in the US, after-all if John McCain wins election she can take it to the highest office.

8. Yeddyurappa promised to eliminate superstitious beliefs from Karnataka, but he said he can do so only in the auspicious time given by his astrologers.

9. A blood donation camp was organized in an IT company, One of the employees miffed: "Whats the need of a separate camp, thats what we are doing every damn day in office in our work !" hmmm very true.

10. Sharon stone said the earthquake in China is due to the karma of Chinese aggression in Tibet ! Hmmm might be true so she is expecting a much bigger one for what 'they' have done in Iraq.


Thanks for reading , especially for reading few boring ones !